I vomited up pure concentrated evil today.

I have what i think may be flu. It may even be swine flu, cos i thought about eating bacon Sunday morning. We didn't actually have any, but its the thought that counts, right?

So anyway, it follows the usual pattern of flu for me, sleepless night, every imaginable form of human suffering, but something made me wonder.

I was sitting at my computer desk after breakfast when suddenly, crippling pain in both my kidneys! And my solar plexus, or that make-breathing muscle behind it, I forget what its called.

I had to crawl to the bathroom and was praying to the porcelain god- driving the porcelain bus- retching in horrible agony. Not so funny like that, huh? Yeah.

And despite the fact that I'd had breakfast not an hour before, nothing was coming up. Until, right when the pain got to its worst, I coughed two small pieces of black, green and red. Mostly black. Would've filled a teaspoon, prolly.

This stuff was solid, like a bouncy ball, *plink*. Yeah, disgusting.

The pain is gradually fading away, but I await the next round in fear.

Because if, as I suspect, this was my body's way of cleansing itself of horrible sin, then I've got a long way to go.

It's going to be a bumpy ride.